What better way to take a mid-day break than to enjoy the fruits of conservative Christian insanity? I feel I ought to write Jesus a letter apologizing on behalf of the human race. But in the hopes that he had a good sense of humour, maybe he’s smiling down right now as a gazillion people read the following news story on Wonkette:
BREAKING: Conservatives Harbor Secret Gayness
What is said Wonkette story? Well, because the liberals are out to destroy the truth with their weapon Wikipedia, our lords and saviours have created an alternative collective encyclopedia — Conservapedia. And some wonderful person discovered that they have a statistics page where it appears that we have empirical evidence for the fact that Conservatives are OBSESSED with teh gays and teh gay diseases.
Good thing Conservapedia was developed for home-schooled children. How else would they learn what happens when you have closeted, unprotected gay sex?
Lunch time …
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AHAHAHAHA…this entertained my classmates and I for a long time
I see that Conservapedia has unfprtunately fixed their “Conversation[sic] of mass” article… *g*
Awesome statistics that there.
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