And booties!
Okay yeah, I am totally crude. But I am in a good mood because the Red Sox beat the Anaheim Angels tonight and are headed to the American League Championship Series later this week. That’s right, fuck you Orange County, and don’t you ever try to say you’re from LA again.
As we inch ever closer to the greatest World Series ever (Red Sox v. Dodgers of course), I thought I would share my picks for hottest men on the field.
Jacoby Ellsbury: What can I say? This man is FINE! And talented. And historic! Ellsbury is the first person of Navajo descent to play major league baseball, and he is officially enrolled as a member of the Colorado River Indian Tribes. During his first full month playing in the majors, he earned the distinction of being named rookie of the month for September 2007. This year he still qualifies as a rookie, and he’s now a core player for the Red Sox.
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(That’s him on the right with last year’s Rookie of the Year, Dustin Pedroia) When he’s in full form, it’s baseball and aesthetics at their best:
For more pictures of this hottie, check out this blog entry devoted to his beauty.
Coco Crisp: Unlike the Anaheim Angels, this tough cutie is actually from Los Angeles. The Inglewood native started a fight back in July, and when he walked off the field after five of Tampa Bay’s tacky ass loser Rays had really dug into him, his smirk was just adorable.
Yeah, Coco knows how to enjoy himself. And he knows how to do it while really pissing people off. I love watching him steal bases like he did here:
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For those of you wondering why A-Rod and Derek Jeter aren’t listed here … Maybe I need to say it explicitly. YUCK THE FANKEES.
Good night and good luck. (To the Red Sox)
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